Jason Statham Movie Extra Application Form

Jason Statham is the star of a wide variety of hit action films, such as The Transporter, Transporter 2, Transporter 3, Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage. Do you have what it takes to be in a Jason Statham movie? Find out here, as our intrepid entertainment reporters at ThinkBomb have discovered another application form along with the secret scoring answer key used by casting agents!

Please take a moment to complete this questionnaire.

Do you enjoy being kicked in the face?

Yes (+10 points)
No (-10 points)

Do you think you would enjoy being kicked in the face even more if the person doing the kicking was Jason Statham?

Yes (+25 points)
No (-10 points)

How many times do you think you could be kicked in the face without requiring hospitalization?

Once
2-5 times (+10 points)
Bring it on! (+50 points)

When people meet you for the first time, do they say to themselves "Now that's the kind of person I'd like to see get kicked in the face, preferably by Jason Statham"?

Yes (+10 points)
No

In which of these other places do you enjoy getting kicked? (Check all that apply.)

Side of the head (+5 points)
Back of the head (+5 points)
Stomach (+5 points)
Kneecap (+10 points)
Groin (specifically, balls) (+25 points)