The Pussycat Dolls Application Form

The Pussycat Dolls are known for their provocative music videos and, uh..., probably some other stuff. Do you have what it takes to join the singing and dancing pop music sensation known as the Pussycat Dolls? Find out here.

Please take a moment to complete this questionnaire (feel free to have someone read it aloud to you).

Which of these terms best describes you?

Slut (+5 points)
Skank (+5 points)
Skanky Slut (+10 points)
Slutty Skank (+25 points)

When you mash your breasts together, does this also cause a natural reflex to spread your legs apart?

Yes (+10 points)
No

If someone asks you how well you sing, you might respond...

"I'm a trained professional singer." (-10 points)
"I'm not great but I make up for it in the performance." (+10 points)
"Did I mention I'm not wearing any panties?" (+25 points)

If someone asks you how well you dance, you might respond...

"Not bad."
"Really well as long as it involves a pole." (+25 points)

Which of the following are your best features? (Check all that apply.)

T (+5 points)
A (+5 points)
T & A (+10 points)