Protect your iPod nanoo with this special egg carrying case. Made from scratch-resistant polymer, it will guarantee years of enjoyment for your iPod nanoo. Shazbot!

You'll be the envy of all your friends back on Ork. And what better way to rub it in Orson's face? Sure beats calling him "Hippo Hips".

The iPod nanoo stores thousands of Earth songs, and many silly Earth videos to help you with your observational humor on such amusing topics as traffic jams: "Why do the they call it rush hour if nobody's moving?"